When my friend suggests I stop drinking until her wedding

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When I start planning all my slutty Halloween costumes for this year


When someone asks what I’ve been up to lately

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When people talk about football

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When I have to teach my boss something for the 100th time

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My apartment in the mornings


When someone tries to talk to me about work while I’m eating lunch


When my boss calls me into her office

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When my boss shows me something she designed on her own

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When I’m responsible for planning my friend’s bridal shower